Because

I have done all of these, many times in many games. Love it!

(via tunelessmelody)

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"That if enough people in a silent room are drinking coffee it is possible to make out the sound of steam coming off the coffee. That sometimes human beings have to just sit in one place and, like, hurt. That you will become way less concerned with what other people think of you when you realize how seldom they do. That there is such a thing as raw, unalloyed, agendaless kindness. That it is possible to fall asleep during an anxiety attack."

- David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest (via zombifuntime)

(via microaggressions)

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Report: Chris "Birdman" Andersen’s Home Is Under Investigation By The Denver Internet Crimes Against Children Squad

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Chris “Bird Man” Andersen is the worst human alive.

cordjefferson:

artyucko:

gbattle:

“If they act too hip, you know they can’t play shit.” - Miles Davis.

:)

“I can tell whether a person can play just by the way he stands.”

cordjefferson:

artyucko:

gbattle:

“If they act too hip, you know they can’t play shit.” - Miles Davis.

:)

“I can tell whether a person can play just by the way he stands.”

Source: gbattle

MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY'

Well this is amazing

murkavenue:

CLUE 1:
“went to short dogs house,
they was watching Yo MTV
RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
”The Lakers beat the Super
Sonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release…

Source: murkavenue

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YES

YES

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All right, this is the LAST STRAW

All right, this is the LAST STRAW

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I’m on a 30-day low carb/ slow carb fat loss diet right now. I’m not going to talk about the stupid shit I eat six days a week as a part of the diet, because talking about one’s diet is one of the most uninteresting, off-putting things a human can do. If that’s what you want to know, here’s the link, which I provide only because the diet seems to be working.

What I’m going to talk about is Cheat Day, the no-holds-barred gorgefest that gets to happen once a week. There’s some diet theory behind this, which is basically “if you don’t have cheats built in you’ll fail at the diet” and “spiking caloric + carb intake once a week keeps your metabolism from getting too slow”, but the gist of it is that for one day a week, I get to eat like a death row inmate at his last meal.

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